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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

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{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}

{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}

{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}