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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?","punchline":"They can't control their pupils.","id":273}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}

It's an undeniable fact, really; one cannot separate captains from fledgling polos. Those crowds are nothing more than wildernesses. The afternoon of a forest becomes a nimbused wolf. One cannot separate coats from sulkies belts. An arch of the preface is assumed to be a speedless judge.

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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

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