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Ocean Master is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by Bob Haney and Nick Cardy and debuted in Aquaman #29. Although the character is one of the most enduring and recognized adversaries of Aquaman, Ocean Master's origin stories have been subject to numerous revisions.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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Darkness, Tell Us is a 1991 horror novel by American writer Richard Laymon. Originally published by Headline Features, it is currently available in a paperback edition from Leisure Fiction.
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