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Eliton Deola, commonly known as Deola, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for América RJ.
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Neohebestola petrosa is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Blanchard in 1851. It is known from Chile.
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